全美超模大赛第一季

片名:《全美超模大赛第一季》
类别:欧美综艺
演员:英语
上映时间: 2003
发行地区: 美国
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英俊潇洒的【新尚影院】分享《全美超模大赛第一季》故事简介:
Thisshowisquitepossiblythebiggestwasteofvideotape,electricity,andRFbandwidthinthe70+yearhistoryoftelevision.Itsnothingbut60minutesofsomeoftheworstbilethatcancomeoutofhumanbeings,maleorfemale.Basically,itsnothingbutpurebitchy,catty,c*nty,vileharpinessamongthecontestants,judges,andthefashionistas(orshouldIsayfashionazis).Typicallyalotofinsulting,backbiting,andbitchy,unnecessarilyanal-retentivecriticism.Thethingthatgetsmeabouttheshowishowmuchthejudgesandfashionazis(andthepretentiousshallowfashionindustryingeneral)nit-pickagainsttheequallybitchycontestantsaboutlittle,petty,trivial,frivolous,anal-retentivethingsabouttheirappearance,personality,etc.Thingsthatthe*REAL*peopleinthisworld(whichthefashionindustrylacks,thankfully)wouldntgiveratsassnumber1about.(Myselfincluded.)Craplike:Oh,yourlefteyebrowisayoctometeroffcenter.Thatisntgonnafly,andnobodywilltakeyouseriouslyinthisindustrybecauseofit!Or,Yourebreathingwrong.Goodluckwithwinningthiscompetition.Imjustkiddinghere,buttheyusuallyendupsayingthingsalmostexactlylikethisonthisshow.Ifgettingintothefashionindustryisthishard,painful,bitchy,insulting,nit-picky,catty,backstabbing,andanal-retentiveasthisshowtriestoportray,thanthankthegoodLordthatHemademeallfat,balding,hairy,anddumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin,becauseIwouldneverwanttoberequiredtohavethecausticbitchinessandanal,pretentiousattitudeofanymodelorfashionazi(oranyfashionindustryworker),namelythepeopleonthisshow.AndJaniceDickinson,mercy,donotgetmestartedonher...Thisshowneedstodie.Itsthisshow(andmanyotherrealityshowslikeit)thatprovesthatcompetitiveness(andthefashionindustry)istrulythedevilstool...全美超模大赛第十一季全美超模大赛第四季